lol seriously … that’d be so weird I’d have a little thing inside me for 9 months then pop that shit out of me for reals

<p>I feel like being a parent would just be weird</p>

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artforadults:

Malcolm T. Liepke

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ibetmittromney:

I bet Mitt Romney is the asshat who leaves banana peels all over the course in Mario Kart

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